Alice in Paris 2

The Mello men were playing cards together on the table in the carpenter’s house, the Cheshire cat was chasing Dodo, she wanted to eat his tail, then one of the card players stepped on my foot, ouch, ayyyy, and…”Alice…Alice…wake up Alice…. you slept hell a lot…Alice.”
I opened my eyes to see Dodo biting my foot and to find myself in my bed staring to the bleu ciel ceiling with the lighting plastic stars, the yellow moon slice and the white cotton clouds, I love this scene, I can stare at it for years…but…”Get uuuuuuup”, said Dodo.

Dodo: get up, why are you so lousy, I want to go out.
Alice: Go out…where would you like to go?
Dodo: Je voudrais voir le louvre, je ne t’ai accompagne la derniere fois, c’est pas egale !!
Alice : But the logic says that maintenant le monsieur le portier a ferme le musee, n’est pas mon petit lapin?
Dodo : what’s logic, je ne connais pas ce mot !!
I thought for one second…he’s right, we stopped dealing with logic a long time ago, n’est pas?
Alice: tu es vrai, alors, mis tes vetements, au museeeeeee

Three minutes and we were both on my bicycle, um driving and he lies happily in the front basket, like a rocket we drove in the streets of la ville des lumieres, I parked my bicycle beside the glass pyramid at the front door, and we showed the porter our security cards, me and my Dodo are VIPs for who doesn’t know Alice in wonderland and her white rabbit Dodo, we decided to start with the Egyptian section, I don’t know why but I feel some connection with the Egyptian things, I’ve been there couple of times(no logic here) but not to be connected that much, anyway, we started taking shots of Tot ankh Amon and his mask, dodo put it on for some time but he didn’t like it, we put it down, I watched the statue of “el kateb el masri” I liked it a lot, those people had a respectable civilization since those ancient times, I wonder why they are at that much of retardation now, anyone who lets an idiot rule him deserves this but this is not our subject now dodo, let’s talk about those nice things here…

Alice: um bored of this part here dodo, je voudrais voir la chamre du louis XI
Dodo: but I want to see « the Mona Lisa»
Alice: ok, we’ll start with the Mona Lisa and then we’ll head towards the room.
Dodo: Hurray Alice, I love you.
Alice: Dido

We rode the scooter, with dodo on my back, to the other section of famous paintings. The moment I laid my eyes on the famous painting I felt I am so tiny, how could a person draw something like that, how graceful the face was, the hands are the definition of elegance, the nose adds a new meaning to pride, the knowing look, oh my God, Da Vinci was a genius, I took the painting on the scooter, I’ll put it in my room. Dodo was staring at it like an idiot, by the way, dodo likes this type of arts a lot, he likes poetry, I think he’ll enter the college of arts when he’s in that age, I wont deprive him of anything, he’s my petit lapin after all…

Alice: je pense que c’est egale maintenant d’aller a la chamber du louis
Dodo : oui, C’est suffit, mais est ce que je peux regarder la peinture de « la derniere souper » ?
Alice : non, c’est pas ici, c’est dans une autre place, a « la Milan's Santa Maria delle Grazie »
Dodo: pas ma probleme, let’s go there now.
Alice: I don’t like your attitude Dodo these days, it seems I’ve spoilt you, we are in Paris here not in the wonderlands, everything has a limit, ok?
The tears began to sparkle in his eyes…
Dodo: I am sorry Alice, je ne fais jamais ces choses une autre fois.
I must confess I felt my heart ache because of his tears, but one should be strong in the right times…
Alice: alors, mais sois poli Dodo
Dodo: oui Alice

He suddenly jumped and kissed me on the cheeks, I couldn’t resist anymore and hugged him strongly, and he then rode my back…

Dodo: let’s go to the chamber du louis s’il vous plait…
We rode the scooter and headed there with huge velocity, and…
Alice: oh my God, can you see this furniture Dodo; it’s more than beautiful.
Dodo: can we take this chair, pleaaaaase?
Alice: no, that’s Louis’.
We kept on watching all the glamorous things in the museum, and by midnight I was so exhausted, as well as le lapin.
Alice: can we go home now? Um so tired
Dodo: moi aussi, let’s go home.

We took the bicycle and went home, I tucked dodo in his tiny bed and put the “Mona Lisa” on the ceiling in the reception above my rocking chair, then just slept wearing my raincoat, tomorrow is Sunday, wait for me Paris, I will see you all tomorrow, wait for “Alice in Paris 3” dodo.

Alice in paris1

Taac, Bom………
Alice: Bonjour M. Jean, comment ca va ?
M. Jean : Bonjour Alice, tous sont bien, ou est Dodo ton lapin blanc
Alice : il se dort, il est tres paresseaux ces jours, je suis enquiete de sa sante.
M. Jean : tu dois lui donnes un morceau du gateaux que je vous ai fait hier, il lui ment a jouer.
Alice : oui M. Jean, quand il se reveillera, je lui donnerai un grand morceau..
M. Jean : Bien, a tout alors alice, je te souhaite le plus bon jour.
Alice : Pour toi aussi M. Jean.

It’s really nice to see someone as kind and gentle as M. Jean the first thing in the morning, also it’s an extra beautiful thing to open your basement apartment window and see all those nice people with hats and that massive tree that blocks nearly all the sun shine but you don’t mind coz it provides a warm sight to see. I started making myself the breakfast, un petit morceau du bon gateau et le Nescafe, un peu du lait, une cuillere de café et d’eau. Merveilleux, bonjour pour moi and heere is DODO mon petit lapin….
Alice: good morning Dodo honey.
Dodo: good morning Alice, comment est ton jour?
Alice: Good till now, do you want a cake, M. Jean t’a fait un tres bon gateau.
Dodo: that would be very nice Alice, I like the climate here in France, can we stay here forever Alice, I love it.
Alice: me too, I like this neighborhood a lot, M. Jean is very nice too, the best neighbor we can ever have.
Dodo: yes, he’s very nice indeed, and I like his cakes too, it’s very nice to have a neighbor who owns a patisserie, hehehehe
Alice: yees, tu veux du fromage a cote du gateau?
Dodo: no, just the cake, yum num, I’ll have a shower while you make me my breakfast.
Alice: ok, but don’t stay a long time in there, um going to work and dun wanna be late.
Dodo: a sec and I’ll be out.
Demi d’une heure a passé….
Alice: Dodooo, tu me mis en retard, um leaving, your breakfast is on the kitchen table, help yourself, you know your way…
Dodo parle de la sale du bain..
Dodo: quand tu reviendras ?
Alice: at 3 pm I’ll be here, don’t eat much, et ne sors pas en dehors du batiment, but you can play with Irene the neighbors’ little daughter but don’t bite her, ok?
Dodo: that’s fine with me, have a nice day.

I rode my bicycle and flicked through the streets of Paris towards my work office, I parked it, and headed towards the lab of the university, I work on research concerned with cognitive psychology of human beings. We started, me and my team, our work not a long time ago, our goal of simulating the human brain is still far but getting nearer at a respectable pace. I saw dr Fremont, my PhD supervising professor, concentrating a l’ecran de l’ordinateur, it seems he got some interesting new achievements to show;
Alice: bonjour Dr. Fremont.
Pas de reponse…
Alice : dr. Fremont…Bonjour..
Dr. Fremont: ohh, quoi? Oh Alice bonjour…je suis content que tu es arrivee enfin, look at this signale, it is ixtra intiristinge(French way of spelling)
Alice: qu’est ce que c’est?!! Je ne l’ai vue jusqu'à maintenant !! comment vous avez la prise ?
Dr. Fremont : par coincidence, actuellement…

Of course I don’t want to go through the details, it’s my work secrets you know, but what I can say is that that day was very promising in our research, hope all my days are like this.
I went home exhausted and a little bit late to find Dodo sleeping in my bed like an angel, but I told him hundreds of times before not to sleep in my bed, I was about to wake him, but…no…he is so small and weak, I just slept beside him intending to wake up again later to continue mon soir a Paris, la ville des lumieres, avec mon Dodo, this will be the next article, so long Dodo, wait for “Alice in Paris 2”.

Virtual reality

Um thinking of a great idea these days, it costs hell of time but in the present circumstances; I need some refreshing thoughts to take me away of this awful reality so that I can study afterwards. I am a person who prefers virtual reality so instead of spending my time with others when I was a baby, I used to play with my extra grand doll in my room, hours would fly by without feeling anything, Mony spent the best of times with my stories, I think if she was a human being, she would have been very lucky to have me as a friend. Back here in the blog, the blogger idea seems to be the best climate for a solitudinarian like me, I am willing to start creating some virtual stories, hatganen 3leik men el akher ya Dodo. Let’s think of any nice reality we would like to live Dodo and then make a story about it, so from now on, for anyone who reads, try to keep in touch with your reality, elsewhere, after a couple of articles; you may lose your contact with your life and become schizophrenic just like me, the next publish um gonna start the virtual reality. Hold your breath Dodo and fasten your seat belt. Voooooooooooooooooo……….